A smart drunk

I'm a smart drunk.
Well, maybe not when it comes to drink a little bit too much port to make you feel a little bit sick.
And maybe not with respect to standing on your knees on a too rough carpet and actually starting to bleed because of it.
Perhaps is it not a smart thing to accidently hit your arm on a glass door.

But when it comes to holding back, standing back, being aware of the fact that you are too drunk to have a conversation with a certain someone, then I'm smart.

And you know what? Most people are, I think. The other night I thought someone was being awkward, and I didnt like it ONE BIT. But then I realised, I would have done the same thing. Because if you're drunk, you don't want to show that significant someone that you are acting a bit retarded. For something to go the way you want it, you have to be on the exact same level of drunken-ness. lol
OR NOT AT ALL.

G-d, I'm tired.
I'm so tired of playing games. But I will just bite it, and get over it. At the same time. :S Hmm..will probably be a bit difficult.